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Sunday, March 22, 2015

The 30-Day Live Like Audrey Challenge: Day 1!


Hello, dahlings - and welcome back to the Chick Lit Kitchen after another (semi-long) hiatus!

I would first like to apologize for constantly delaying and delaying the start of this series - you'd be surprised at the amount of work a 30 Day Challenge entails and at the number of challenges life throws at you along the way! So, unfortunately, the challenge is beginning a little late; sorry to those of you who might be disappointed in me. I hope you'll all forgive me in true Audrey fashion as we embark together on our very first 30 Day Challenge together! 

Consider today's challenge as a warm-up for the days and days of Audrey style, lifestyle, and love that are yet to come. Today, all I'm asking you to do is spend 10-15 minutes journaling your goals. Some topics you might want to think about include: 

  • Why are you starting this 30 Day Challenge? What do you want to gain or learn along the way?
  • What is it about Audrey Hepburn, or another icon you'd like to emulate, that most inspires you? 
  • What three qualities of Audrey's would you most like to have and why? How do you think this challenge will help you get there?
  • How do you envision yourself changing over the course of this 30 Day Challenge?
After you've written that all down, set a one-minute timer and simply close your eyes. Visualize, as best as you can, the life and goals you want to create for yourself. Picture yourself thirty days from now: what do you look like, speak like, act like? Now open your eyes and think: how will this challenge help you achieve those goals? Be sure to keep the image of the Future You in mind throughout this 30 Day Challenge as you learn style, grace, and self-love through the wise words of Audrey Hepburn! 

Stay tuned tomorrow for the second challenge in our 30 Day Series and be sure to follow me on Instagram and Twitter, as some of the challenges will be available exclusively on those platforms. If you want to share your goals with me via any of these sites, please use the hashtag #LiveLikeAudrey! Until then, au revoir, mis amis, and good luck - I look forward to spending the next 30 days with you primping, living, and loving like a Hepburn! 

XOXO, Haley


Thursday, March 12, 2015

Spring Style Concept + a Special Announcement!

Hello, darlings - and welcome back from my brief hiatus! It's occurred to me we haven't seen each other since last Saturday's quiz (comment below if you enjoyed it + want more quizzes here at the Chick Lit Kitchen!), so I thought I'd pop in and make a brief post before the weekend rolls around.

Today I'm going to share with you my most recent style cravings, a little concept I'm calling Garden Party Goddess: it's equal parts Daisy Buchanan (we've just finished reading the Great Gatsby - post-worthy or no? Comment and let me know!), Audrey Hepburn, and 1950s housewife, a la Bryce Dallas Howard in the Help...oh, and speaking of which, check out these epic costume sketches!

But, let's get back to Audrey for a moment...the moment you've all been waiting for, in fact! A few of my more loyal readers may remember the Thirty Day Challenge I've been promising for weeks now, and tonight is the night! Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce the arrival of the ever-so-exciting Thirty Day Live Like Audrey Challenge, coming to you every day for thirty days beginning Friday, March 20th. Live Like Audrey was, of course, inspired by my idol, the late great Audrey Hepburn - but also by the books What Would Audrey Do? by Pamela Keogh and the Little Pink Book of Elegance


Beginning next Friday, you'll receive a daily challenge designed to help you exude the grace, class, and kindheartedness for which Audrey Hepburn was so famous. The challenges will come in three categories - Look, Live, & Love - so you'll get ten from each over the course of our thirty days together! Some of the challenges will appear here on the blog per usual, but others will be exclusively found on my Twitter and Instagram accounts, so be sure to follow me to get your full dosage of Audrey.

Live Like Audrey isn't about trying to be Audrey Hepburn, or even to emulate her, really - after all, that wouldn't be very Audrey of us, now would it? Audrey never would have tried to be anyone but herself. Rather, what this challenge is about is returning to the times of Jackie and Marilyn, acting like a (modern!) lady in the 21st century.

If you have ever felt like...
  • A time-traveling 1950s housewife
  • A displaced Frenchwoman
  • Or an Audrey in a Katherine world
Then Live Like Audrey is certainly right for you!

So, start following the hashtag #LiveLikeAudrey on Instagram and Twitter (and be sure to share your challenges along the way!). Now, without further ado...

How to Be a Garden Party Goddess:
Sip tea in white gloves ~ Visit used bookstores in your fanciest dress ~ Always say please and thank you ~ Write love letters on embossed note cards ~ Wrap your lingerie in tissue paper ~ Pair oversized sunglasses with teacup Keds ~ Accessorize simply, preferably with Tiffany ~ Wear eau de toilette, not body spray ~ When in doubt, choose pearls ~ Travel with hatboxes and hard luggage ~ Tie a silk scarf to the handle of your tote bag ~ Greet people by kissing them on both cheeks ~ Lounge around the house in your pink satin kimono, nothing else ~ Practice skin care religiously ~ Eat bonbons and truffles filled with caramel and raspberry creme ~ Never forget where you came from, or your smile

Until Sassy Saturday, mis amis!  XOXO, Haley

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Sassy Saturday: Which Chick Lit Novel Should You Read Over Spring Break?

Hello, hello - welcome back to the Chick Lit Kitchen!

Sorry for my chronic inactivity lately; I'm swamped with school, but I promise that I'll try to keep up with the blog as best as possible! Today, of course, is Saturday - and you all know what that means!

...wait for it....

SASSY SATURDAY! Yes, ma'am, it's Sassy Saturday again on the blog, and today it's bringing you an equally-as-sassy quiz designed to match you with a rockin' read this spring break. After all, what else are you supposed to do with all that free time? Sleep? Travel? Party? NAH!

Here at the CLK, we live for chick lit (and the snacks that go with it!). This quiz is specially designed to help you find your spring break sweetheart - so what are you waiting for? The love of your literary life is waiting for you below! JUST CLICK THE BUTTON ALREADY!!!

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Well, darlings, I hope you loved that quiz as much as I loved making it! We have some fun features coming up on the Chick Lit Kitchen, including my TBD 30 Day Challenge (by now, it must be killing you!) and my March favorites headed to you next Sunday!

Until then, au revoir, mis amis - stay sassy, stay classy, and have a phenomenal rest of your Saturday.

XOXO, Haley

Saturday, February 28, 2015

Sassy Saturday: Oh my Oscars!

Hello, my loves - and welcome back to the Chick Lit Kitchen! Can you believe it's the last day of February already?! 

I know what you're all thinking, of course: it feels like it's been forever since my last post (since last Sunday's Holden & Feminism treatise, to be exact), but things have gotten busy with school and...well, just life in general. You know how it is. I hope ya'll can forgive me my blogging sins - and that you're looking forward to the LAST EVER INSTALLMENT of the Holden & I series, Holden & Salinger, coming tomorrow, Sunday, March 1!

Anyhoo, today's Sassy Saturday post is probably entirely cliche and exactly what you all expected, but I'm a white female under the age of 30, so you knew it was coming: Oh my Oscars! 

Now, I didn't even watch the Academy Awards - although I heard I missed a pretty ballin' performance from Anna Kendrick, and I couldn't be more psyched for Eddie Redmayne's win for the Theory of Everything - but of course I had to log on the night after and gawk at all the haute couture. So, in honor of my favorite Oscars looks, I'll be using this Sassy Saturday to bombard you with fashion porn. Enjoy, and stay sassy!

The 87th Annual Academy Awards Yearbook

Best Dressed
Source: Us Weekly

Source: Us Weekly

Hands-down, Zoe Saldana is my pick for Best Dressed 2015. From her effortless awards to after-party transformation, to the versatility of her hair (that deconstructed fishtailthough!), both her architectural Atelier Versace showstopper and her black tie Prabal Gurung gown stole my heart. And probably her wallet.

Best Back

Source: Ok! Magazine

Now, beware of bias here, as I worship the ground Anna Kendrick dresses on and absorb each of her witty tweets as gospel - but I adored Anna Kendrick's Thakoon dress almost as much backwards as I did forwards. Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

Most Likely to Shop Vintage
Source: Lainey Gossip

Source: Lainey Gossip

Emma Stone's fashion choices are always impeccable, but I happened to think her Oscars ensembles this year were especially chic. Her after-party look was straight out of the roaring 20s and her golden gown reminded me of the Great Gatsby - which was precisely what I loved about them! Please do note her sweet hairdo, which I would like to copy and nail immediately. 

Best Maternity Style
Source: Ok! Magazine


Keira Knightley is actually glowing - and to help matters along, she looks like Venus straight out of a Boticelli painting. J'adore the text detail on her flowy Valentino gown, her golden makeup, and her Blair Waldorf-esque waves (complete with the signature headband - although I doubt the resemblance was intentional...).

Best Neckline
Source: E! Online

Source: DataLife Engine

Jennifer Lopez is, well, Jennifer Lopez. Nobody does what J-Lo does quite like J-Lo - and I don't think anyone could have pulled off that plunging Chanel v-neck but the maven herself.  Not only do I envy her cleavage, but I also, of course, envy her gown all that much more: she looks like a sparkling Cinderella! The prom queen would pale in comparison.

Cutest (and Best Dressed!) Couple
Source: My Old Sport

Source: Toovia

Source: About Style

Chris Pratt is flawless. Anna Faris is flawless. Naturally, they belong together. Together, clad in Tom Ford and Zuhair Murad respectively, they were the fiercest and funniest couple on the red carpet! (And, just for the record, Anna was also a strong contender for Best Hair...)

Most Likely to Become Queen

Meryl Streep is the Beyonce of her generation: she can do no wrong. Meryl slays everything she's in - and the Oscars was, of course, no exception. The Huffington Post said it better than I could: Meryl was "a walking masterpiece" in her sophisticated dress-and-blazer duo. 

Smartest Girl on the Red Carpet
Source: Lainey Gossip

Now, I love everything Chloe Moretz has ever worn - and I do mean ever - but let's put all fashion aside for the time being and talk about practicality for a moment: her dress has pockets. POCKETS, I TELL YOU!! I guarantee that everybody else on the red carpet was probably standing there, 110% jealous, wondering how the heck they let a teenager outsmart them. And Chloe Moretz probably just smiled, waved, and stuck her hands in her pockets like the total bad@$$ she is. 

The New Girl in Town ( aka everybody's Girl Crush)
Source: POPSugar

Source: Mirror UK

Before 50 Shades of Gray hit theaters, scarcely anybody even knew who Dakota Johnson was - but at the Oscars, she was a scarlet beacon in a sea of pale pastels. I love her bangs, I love the shoulder details and sexy slit of her Yves Saint Laurent dress (the sheer fact that it's YSL basically cemented her into my fashion Bible), and I love the fact that she took her mother, Melanie Griffith, as her date to the Oscars like a total sweetheart. And honestly, guys - can we just shut up about their fight already? I'll make one concession: if you've never gotten into a fight with your mom before, then you can talk....

*crickets chirp*

 I think I've made my point.

Most Dapper 

Eddie Redmayne, as a former model, is just one of those men whose every move is somehow wholly irresistible - and, adorably so, he clearly has no idea. If I could only get my boyfriend to wear Alexander McQueen, I would be golden. I'm so happy for his Best Actor win as Stephen Hawking in the Theory of Everything, but even more so, I can't wait to see him broaden minds as a transgender woman in the Danish Girl, a movie about the world's first recipient of sex-reassignment surgery, Lili Elbe.

Most Inspirational Icon

Reese Witherspoon is one of my idols, which can't possibly come as a surprise to any of you - I mean, she played Elle Woods, so how could she not be?! Actually, it wasn't until I read her Glamour cover story in January 2015 that Witherspoon truly captured my heart. At the Oscars, I was inspired by her clean-and-classic silhouette, the sparkly touch of her sparingly-added jewelry, and her nude makeup, as well as her strength and fearlessness on the red carpet. 

Most Showstopping
Source: Got Celeb

Source: OK! Magazine

Amy Adams, who skipped the Oscars ceremony and went straight to the after-party, was a hot competitor for the title of "Smartest Girl on the Red Carpet" - but I just had to give her Old Hollywood glamour some special recognition with her own title as Most Showstopping. Her Atelier Versace gown and Marilyn-inspired beauty almost-literally took my breath away. Oh, and as a side note: I can't wait to see her in the movie Big Eyes!

Best Hair
Source: Ace Showbiz

Okay, so I adored the edgy Bohemian vibe of Jaime King's Oscars look anyways, but let's just dedicate a few moments to her hair. Her shiny, voluminous tresses make me want to cut bangs again - and trust me, I hated my bangs. Nobody let me do it! NOBODY!!!


And, last but not least, here's Miranda Kerr just being Miranda Kerr...

Source: the New Daily

Source: Saw First

Second runner-up for Best Back, no buts about it - and I love her Old Hollywood Glamour vibe, too! That fabulous orangey-red lipstick gets me every time; Miranda Kerr has got to be the most tasteful VS Angel I've ever seen. And, of course, kudos to her for being one of the highest paid models in the world, writing two self-help books, pioneering her own line of organic skincare, and designing her own line of tea china, which I will probably be lusting after for months now that I know it exists (whew, can I breathe now?!). Let's celebrate Kerr's beauty and her brains!




As always, thanks for reading the Chick Lit Kitchen - and stay tuned for the final installment of Holden & I, coming tomorrow, March 1st!

XOXO, Haley


Saturday, February 21, 2015

Sassy Saturday: a DIY birthday box for the birthday boy!

Hello, darlings!

Happy Saturday! Today, February 21, is a very special day for someone near and dear to my heart (and to said person, don't act like you didn't know this was coming)...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIKE!!!!! That's right, my boyfriend's becoming an old man. So in honor of his sweet 19th, I'm dedicating today's Sassy Saturday post to him. Love you, sweetie!

I apologize to those of you who just barfed - if the relationship thing just isn't your thing, then this post is probably not for you. For those of you who are brave - maybe you're in a committed long-distance relationship or have a friend who lives in a far off land - read onward to see how I'm celebrating my boyfriend's birthday from miles away!

Celebrating birthdays is one of my favorite pastimes.The cooking, the planning, the DIY projects...there's nothing I don't love about parties. But when you're dating a college student who lives far away from you, the party game can be a difficult one to play. So, since I couldn't be there myself, I sent my boyfriend a DIY Birthday-in-a-Box so we could still celebrate!

Unfortunately, I don't have a picture of the actual birthday box I sent him - I was in a bit of a rush to get it in the mail - but what I can offer you is the how-to and a little birthday box inspiration from around the web. So, without further ado, here is my advice for crafting and sending the perfect DIY Birthday-in-a-Box! Have a Sassy Saturday, everybody :)

Recipe for a Birthday-in-a-Box

The Perfect Box...
Source: C&D Recycling

Make sure it's big enough for all your birthday goodies - and sturdy enough to survive the mail! The box I used had a tuck top, which was perfect because it allowed me to mount a Happy Birthday message on the back so it would be the first thing he'd see when he opened it. For a little more pizzaz, Paper Mart sells colored versions here.

The Proper Trimmings...
  

I lined my Birthday-in-a-Box with confetti-printed tissue paper and scattered some acrylic gems (leftover from my brother's pirate birthday party all those years ago!) across the bottom for a little personality. Make sure to keep your audience in mind: I really, really wanted to use confetti, but since my boyfriend's in a dorm, I knew he'd hate to clean it up. Also, I love glitter - I do, I promise! - but be careful not to glitterbomb your boyfriend, unless you want to continually find sparkles behind his ears for a year. IT. GETS. EVERYWHERE!


The Cutest Card...

I absolutely love the DIY design above - wish I could have thought of something so sweet! Instead, I chose to mount a "Happy Birthday Mike!" sign on the inside of the top flap of the cardboard box, so he'd get my birthday message as soon as he opened it. 

Source: Oh Happy Day

Another idea could be to include a Happy Birthday banner in your box, or to even use your box as a birthday card - the one above is a little effeminate for a boyfriend, but I love the idea just the same! Switch up the colors and it could be simply perfect for your LDR lover. Click here for the tutorial.

A Sweet Treat...
Source: Target

If you're pressed on time or simply too lazy to bake, most grocery stores sell mini birthday cakes or, like Target, single-serve cupcakes. This  cream-cheese filled red velvet cupcake from Target looks so tasty, doesn't it?Too bad it's Lent - no red velvet for me! Ugh, I miss chocolate...and, speaking of chocolate, Target also sells a chocolate one of these cupcakes, which is what I sent to Mike for his birthday (surprise!). You really can't go wrong with Target!

A Birthday Tradition...
Source: Newsworks

What am I talking about? Candles, of course!  Again, keep your audience in mind (and your mind in your head - safety is, of course, a huge issue with candles!): remember that lighters are considered hazardous materials, and that most college dorms won't allow candles, lit or unlit (which is why I didn't send any to Mike). But, if you can swing it, nobody's birthday is complete without a birthday wish - candles are, indeed, the ultimate birthday tradition! 

Source: Catbird

Or, for a cute alternative to candles, Catbird and other sites sell floating wish papers (again, be wary - these require matches to grant wishes) that you can use to create your own birthday tradition with your loved one! Girlfriends beware: Catbird's are sold only in pink.

...and Some Birthday Goodies!

 
Sources (clockwise from top left): CatbirdHappy ThoughtLast Night of FreedomBake at 350

Birthdays call for excess, from streamers to cake to balloons. What else is there to do but to shower your sweetie with gifts 'n' love? Pack your box full of miscellaneous treats, edible and nonedible. Deflated balloons, party poppers, mini pinatas, trading cards, candy, party favors, noisemakers, you name it! Anything goes on a birthday, just as anything goes in love. (And, of course, don't forget the birthday present!) 

More Inspiration for Your Birthday-in-a-Box....


I love the artful arrangement and bright primary colors of this Birthday-in-a-Box by Clever Cupcakes! 

Source: Happiness Is...

Shannon Eileen from Happiness Is posted this adorable Birthday Party in a Box on her blog - and I can't get enough! The printables are adorable, I love the color scheme, and it's not too cutesy, so it's perfect for a guy, while still being pretty and polished. Overall: not a gift I'd mind receiving! 

Source: Oh Party

Source: You Are My Fave

 Melanie Blodgett of You are My Fave is responsible for both of these crafty birthday boxes. Long story short, I will be pinning her, following her, and adoring her until the end of time. Major Birthday-in-a-Box envy!


This box from Smashed Peas and Carrots is Grandma-themed, but no matter: I still think it's the shiz! I used the exact same mini pinata in Mike's box - I filled mine with birthday cake M&Ms. 

Source: Sheridan Anne

Last but not least, we have this delightful birthday box from Sheridan Anne! I was especially drawn to the bunting she created using a die-cutter - so clever, so cute. 




As always, my darlings, thank you for reading my blog! To my fellow long distance lovers: I salute you for knowing that proximity does not trump quality and for sticking by your man no matter what. As for the birthday boy, who I know will be reading this sooner or later: have an awesome, magical nineteenth year! I hope we can spend it and all the rest together. Have a super Sassy Saturday, party like it's your birthday, and tune in tomorrow for the second installment of my Holden & I series, Holden & Feminism. Until then, my loves! 

XOXO, Haley

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Survive Lent with Scrumptious Cinnabon Macarons!



Hello, darlings!

If you're a practicing Christian, today is Ash Wednesday, which marks the first official day of Lent. The good news is that Easter - and hopefully spring! - are on their way. The bad news is that many of us will be renouncing some of our favorite pleasures in symbolic recognition of Jesus' 40 days in the desert. Poetic, yes, but also a bit stinky!

Highlights from TIME's article about what Twitter users are giving up for Lent included boys and Nutella, but the most popular sacrifice - and my sacrifice - is chocolate.

After all those cupcakes on Valentine's Day, I could probably use the detox from the sweet stuff! However, baking without chocolate does kind of limit my options for the next six weeks. When I found myself wondering what scrumptious treats I could make today without breaking my chocolate fast, I was dumbfounded until I remembered the one thing I kept saying I would make and never had: macarons! 

Until today, I was a macaron virgin. I had always wanted to try them, if only because I just loved how beautiful and classically-French they were, but they just looked so complicated! Even the word "meringue" sounded intimidating. So this morning, I was pleased to discover that macarons are actually a lot easier (and even more tasty!) than they look - and you can easily make them with no chocolate.

There are thousands of ways to flavor a macaron, but my Cinnabon creation really hit the spot (but consider yourself warned: they are sweet!). Vanilla macarons dusted in cinnamon sugar combined with a cinnamon cream cheese filling...mmm. My official verdict on the macaron: a delicious and delectable way to curb your sweet tooth and survive Lent, sans chocolate! And, as if they weren't great enough already, they're also gluten-free, so almost anyone can bake and enjoy :)

Cinnabon Macarons
Makes 13 macarons 

FOR THE MACARONS:
1 cup ground almonds
(I used the "chop" setting on my blender)
1 cup powdered sugar
1/4 cup white granulated sugar
2 large egg whites
1/2 tsp vanilla
Cinnamon sugar, for dusting

FOR THE FILLING:
4 tbsp unsalted butter
4 tbsp cream cheese
1/2 cup powdered sugar
1/4 tsp vanilla
Cinnamon to taste

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. 
  2. In a small bowl, crack and separate egg whites. Transfer to large bowl and whisk with granulated sugar until combined. Using an electric hand mixer, beat on a low setting for 2 minutes. Continue to beat on medium for 2 more minutes. Then, beat on medium to high for 2-4 minutes, until the mixture becomes glossy and white. When the beater is removed, the mixture should form stiff peaks.
  3. Dump the ground almonds, vanilla, and powdered sugar into the bowl and fold several times with a large spatula, until the batter is well-combined. It should be thick, but fluid. 
  4. This next part got a little bit messy for me, so be careful! Line two baking sheets with waxed paper. Using the spatula or a large spoon, transfer the batter to a gallon-size Ziploc bag (or an actual pipette, if you have one) and seal. Squeeze the dough to one of the bottom corners of the plastic bag and cut off the corner (or use a pipette with a round tip). Use this makeshift pipette to pipe small circles, about 3/4 inch in diameter, on the wax paper, leaving at least an inch of space between each circle. My batter made about twenty-six circles; two circles will form a macaron. 
  5. Let the batter sit for 15-30 minutes (the longer you leave it, the better your macarons will turn out - my second batch came out perfectly, but my first batch cracked) until you can poke the top of a macaron without the batter sticking to your finger. Dust with powdered sugar and bake one sheet at a time for 12-15 minutes. They are done when the top is firm. 
  6. While your macarons are baking, whip up some cinnamon cream cheese frosting for the filling: Soften the butter for 10-20 seconds in the microwave. Then, beat the cream cheese and butter together in a medium bowl. Beat in the vanilla. Finally, beat the sugar and cinnamon into the mixture. The frosting will be ivory in color and thick and creamy in consistency.
  7. Remove your macarons from the oven and be sure to let them cool completely, 10-20 minutes - if you do not let them cool at least 10 minutes, they will crumble when you try to pick them up. When they are cooled and ready, carefully peel two macarons at a time from the wax paper. Spread a generous layer of frosting on the flat side of one macaron and sandwich another macaron on top (I joked to my brother that macarons are like French Oreos!). It is recommended that you refrigerate them for 24-48 hours before eating, but I had a few right away and they were still just as delicious!



I hope you enjoyed this recipe for Cinnabon macarons! Now that I've discovered my newfound love for macaron-making, I may have to do this again very, very soon...when I was trying to think up a yummy chocolate-less flavor, I was thinking pumpkin spice sounded good, but we didn't have any pumpkin! Hmm :)

As always, my loyal readers, thank you for visiting the Chick Lit Kitchen! Stay tuned for (possibly?) more macaron recipes and the next installment of Holden & I, coming this Sunday the 22. As for those of you observing Lent with me, good luck in all your sacrifices (especially those of you who gave up chocolate!) and God bless you all!

XOXO, Haley

Sunday, February 15, 2015

Holden & I, Part I: Holden & Sexuality

Part I: Holden & Sexuality

Greetings, lit geeks – and welcome to the first edition of my long-awaited (and somewhat-delayed) Holden & I series! We’re going to be getting a little bit frisky today, as I’ll be sharing with you my musings on Holden’s sexuality and its deeper implications within the Catcher in the Rye.

Two short (but important!) disclaimers before I begin: firstly, I’ve taken much of my information from sources around the web. I’ve tried to cite as often as possible, but if you recognize material that emulates another publication, please e-mail me at chicklitkitchen@gmail.com so that I can update my citations! The last thing I want to do as a (hopefully) future journalist is plagiarize.

Secondly, to reiterate that theme, please do not plagiarize this source! For one thing, schools are getting ever-savvier about recognizing plagiarized works, and for another, it’s actually illegal. I’ve heard of students who have been expelled from college and essentially been blacklisted because of plagiarism. So, consider yourself warned. For your convenience, I’ve even included the MLA citation of this work at the bottom of the article!

Now that all the awkward, heavy stuff is out of the way, let’s get to the fun stuff: Holden, “flits,” and Jane’s symbolic checkers strategy.

In John Green’s Crash Course video about The Catcher in the Rye, Green remarks that “Holden is famously the first person to pay a prostitute not to have sex with him.” To borrow a phrase from Salinger, that just kills me. I don’t think anyone but John Green could have summed up Holden Caulfield so completely and accurately in so few words.

Like many teenagers, Holden Caulfield is physically mature enough for sex, but emotionally immature and uncomfortable with the idea of it. A man named Sigmund Freud, who did a lot of thinking about sex, had a lot of obscure (and often creepy) theories about the relationship between psychology and sexuality. Freud, for example, is responsible for the bizarre and misogynistic idea of the Electra complex, or the idea that a girl’s primary motivation is envy of her father and brother’s penises (Saul McLeod).  I may not have a PhD in psychology, but as a woman who’s perfectly happy with her vagina, I am pretty sure that “penis envy” is not a real thing. However, Freud was right to emphasize the important of sexuality in development: our relationship to sex is largely how we humans express our physical and emotional maturity.

I think Freud would probably agree with me, then, that Holden’s screwed-up relationship with his sexuality is one of the reader’s first red flags that something is up with his mental health.

Even today, Holden’s attitude toward sex can be considered “feminine”; the concept of needing attachment and love to foster sexual intimacy is one we largely attribute to females. Men, we say, care only about the physical experience of sex. Holden has a strong desire to appear as if he cares about sex in a masculine way, self-identifying as a “sex fiend”; however, Holden is not a “macho” guy at heart. He only tries to become one to avoid being ostracized by society, who is already ostracizing him as it is. Concealing his true ambivalence about sexuality is yet another mechanism for Holden to protect himself, like the red hunting hat he wears to feel more confident. Yet Holden, despite his wish to seem “macho,” clearly attaches value to his virginity. He clings to it as yet another example of his desperation to cling to his childhood innocence.

Which leads me to one of two conclusions: either Salinger was a feminist, or he means for us to think that Holden is gay.

I don’t mean that the way it sounds. I don’t mean to oversimplify exceedingly complex issues of gender or sexuality. Sexuality, in today’s day and age, is not defined only in black and white, gay and straight, male and female. But in Salinger’s day, it was, so let us step into the time machine together and remember what was going on in the world when the Catcher in the Rye was published.

People in the 1940s were, obviously, having sex. And lots of it. (I suspect that “Baby Boom” birth rates would attest to exactly how much, but I’m not here to talk about numbers.) After World War One, old-fashioned opinions about sexuality (i.e. “waiting ‘til marriage”) kind of flew out the window, as we can tell from the spike in single motherhood. But people still weren’t talking about sex – it was simply taboo.

Then the Kinsey Reports were published in the 1940s and 50s – around the same time as the Catcher and the Rye - and slowly, slowly, everything began to change.

The Kinsey Reports – the first national surveys regarding sexual behavior - were revolutionary in that they got sex on the public brain for the first time.  On the other hand, they also revealed that gender-wise, our attitudes were rather old-fashioned. While 71% of men were engaging in premarital sex, only 33% of women did. That kind of leads me to wonder who the heck men were having all of that sex with, but that’s beside the point. The point is, people started to talk.  (Rogers State University)

However, the first and largest scientific studies of sex, the Masters and Johnson studies, didn’t take place until the 1960s – and even then the women observed were prostitutes, as the researchers believed that “respectable” women wouldn’t participate. I’ll reiterate: the sexual revolution occurred S-L-O-W-L-Y. So, basically until the “Free Love” movement during the Vietnam War, women weren’t expected to take pleasure in sex, men were, and no one was allowed to talk about it. Ladies and gentlemen, the 1940s in a nutshell!  

Given the stigma surrounding sex at the time, it’s no wonder that Catcher in the Rye was banned almost immediately upon publication (California State University). I think this shows just how progressive Salinger was in his candid portrayal of teenagers’ conflicted beliefs about sexuality. He wrote the truth, in a time that no one wanted to accept the truth – and I think that’s simply amazing.

Which brings me to my first of two theses: maybe, just maybe, Holden is gay.

Holden Caulfield has an obsessive, homophobic fear of all things “flitty” – yet contradictorily, he behaves in ways that he would condemn as gay in others. A prime example is Holden’s interactions with Luce at the bar. In high school, the boys were riveted by Luce’s sensational stories of sexual encounters – and many of those stories had an undercurrent of “Beware the homosexuals or you’ll become one of them!”Today, we read this about as seriously as our mothers warning us not to swallow the watermelon seeds, or we’ll grow them in our stomachs. But in the 1940s, when being gay was not only a “sin” but also a crime, could you really blame a bunch of teenage guys for being terrified of becoming even the slightest bit gay? I mean, doncha think Chemical Castration would make a great title for a horror movie?

At Pencey, Holden interpreted Luce’s obsession with the sexual as a sign that he was a “flit,” yet when he meets Luce at the bar several years later, it is Holden who presses Luce for raunchy stories and appears obsessed with sexuality. Again, Holden’s paranoia about same-sex sex returns in his questionable encounter with an old teacher, Mr. Antolini, a paternal figure who treats Holden as his protégé. Despite Antolini’s fatherly interactions with Holden, Holden is skeptical about Antolini placing his hand on Holden’s head in the middle of the night, interpreting it as “flitty” and hinting that he has prior memories of molestation. Even today, classrooms debate the significance of this scene: was Mr. Antolini really making a pass at Holden, or is Holden just a rampant homophobic? One of many questions I’d like to send to my man J.D. through the metaphorical time machine.

A friend of mine, in a class discussion about Holden’s awkward preoccupation with sex, argued that Holden’s hypocritical condemnation of his own behavior in others as “flitty” could be a sign of his own homosexuality. In the 1940s, writing a gay character would have been the ultimate taboo – and the ultimate revolution. If we think that gays have limited rights today, then we know nothing about the 40s and 50s. In honor of the great Benedict Cumberbatch, I’ll cite Alan Turing as an example: a British WWII codebreaker and pioneer of Artificial Intelligence – you may have heard of the Turing test? – Turing was convicted (yes, convicted – homosexuality was literally considered a crime) of being gay in 1952 and was forced to undergo chemical castration (CNN).  Due to “sexual deviance,” the United States denied him political asylum (A Working Theory of Love by Scott Hutchins). To summarize being gay in the 40s in one word, I'd probably choose "ouch."

Personally, I don’t think we are expected to believe that Holden is gay. I think that, like a great many teenagers, Holden is simply bothered by the possibility that he could be – he is, as we would say today, “exploring his sexuality,” but he is troubled by what he discovers due to society's overwhelming condemnation of homosexuality.

In short, Holden is a paranoid homophobe. I think he just notices, as we readers have, that some of his attitudes about sex are feminine and could therefore be interpreted as “flitty,” or gay – and because of the social stigma placed on homosexuality, he fights to project himself as an alpha male-type, one whose heterosexuality could never be questioned. Considering the fact that Catcher in the Rye was written in the time of Turing’s court-mandated castration, the simple fact that the issue of Holden’s sexual orientation made into the book at all is a milestone in and of itself.

Which brings us to our second possibility: Salinger was a feminist.

My definition of “feminist” in relation to Salinger is a very narrow one. In reality, Salinger was – pardon my French, ya’ll – kind of a dick when it came to women. He was attracted to a lot of significantly younger ladies, who he held exceedingly inappropriate relationships with (which I’ll analyze in the series finale, Holden & Salinger) through old-fashioned written correspondence (the Daily Mail). But Salinger did give Holden significant sympathies toward the female race, especially pertaining to sex, that suggest he may have been a feminist at heart.

The Catcher in the Rye was the first book to truly portray date rape for what it was – and Holden the first pioneer against it (Nemo D. Keane). Keane even goes so far as to describe Holden as the first “liberated male” in American literature, but I think that’s a bit of a stretch. Holden’s “when they say ‘stop,’ I stop” attitude is progressive, yes, but Holden is far from “liberated” considering liberation implies self-assurance. Holden actually thinks something is wrong with him because he can’t go through with date rape; because of societal norms, he views this inability to perform sexually as a threat to his masculinity.

While the Catcher in the Rye contains no direct references to female sexuality or female pleasure, apart from the occasional mention of lesbians, Salinger and Holden both hold men accountable for the woman’s experience as well as their own. Salinger portrays the sexual pressure on men to great extent, but largely ignores the pressure on women. However, his feminism prevails over his misogyny in his acknowledgment that it is up to men, not women, to stop sexual abuse like rape.

Holden’s earnest concern for Jane allows Salinger’s inner feminism to shine through. Inferring that a family member has sexually abused her, he strives to protect her from guys like Stradlater, who use their sweetest voices to trick women into putting out. Stradlater’s disregard for Jane’s emotions deeply troubles Holden, who observantly notes that Jane “keeps her kings in the back row.” I’ve heard a lot of interpretations of Holden’s memory of Jane’s checkers strategies – a notable one being John Green’s: that he prefers to remember her as “a talented checkers player,” rather than “a sexual being,” because he fears loss of innocence in her as well as himself – but my theory is that the word “kings” is a metaphor for emotions. A girl who keeps her kings in the back row is emotionally guarded, building thick walls around her inner vulnerability. Holden sees through Jane’s walls into her inner vulnerability, attributes it to negative sexual experiences, and devotes himself to becoming her knight-in-shining-armor when it comes to her emotional well-being. I happen to think that’s incredibly inspirational – and incredibly feminist of him.

Even so, it’s sad that Holden believes himself less of a man, rather than more manly, for it. A man’s responsibility for his sex partner’s safety and comfort is one of the Catcher in the Rye’s many key themes that remains relevant even today. In our modern-day rape culture, it is more essential than ever to teach young men that no means no and only yes means yes. I believe that the Catcher in the Rye can and should be used to spark these critical discussions of man’s responsibility to womankind, both in schools and at home.

So now that I’ve successfully gone off on a tangent, let’s regroup and ask ourselves: was Salinger a feminist or simply a dick? Was Holden a “flit” or simply a paranoid homophobic?

To me, the worst part of analyzing a classic is knowing that you’ll never truly know what ran through the author’s mind as he was writing. What we do know is this: whether or not Holden was gay, his candid observations about a broad degree of sexual preferences were extremely progressive at the time of Catcher’s publication. Despite the threat he thought it posed to his masculinity (and his author’s creepy, predatory ways with women), Holden was a pioneer of consensual sex – and as we can see, this contradicts popular opinion, or at least the behavior of popular, “Yearbook-handsome” characters like Stradlater.

No matter your thoughts on Holden, you have to admit that Salinger was deliberately crying controversy with his progressive stance on sex and sexuality. And that is feminism, and gay rights, in and of itself. 


Stay tuned into the Chick Lit Kitchen for tomorrow's Marvelous Monday post (in lieu of Sassy Saturday), where I'll share my recipe for Death by Chocolate Cupcakes (adapted from Sally's Baking Addiction), my current style concept, and my newfound love for minimalism.

Until tomorrow, my love doves, keep on stickin' it to the patriarchy and refrain from saying or doing anything too phony (like going to see the 50 Shades of Gray movie, for instance)!

XOXO, Haley


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